The Constant Gardener

Nanny State strikes again. A mother of two has been threatened with arrest because she pulled a dead flower from a council bed! Angie Summers the unlucky gardener was on her lunch break when she saw a withered canna lily and decided to pluck the sucker from the bed. Well blow me down with a feather didn’t someone dob her into the council. Next thing she knew the police were at her door threatening her with criminal charges.

Post Script: The case was eventually dropped but not before wasting taxpayers money. Hoo bloody rah!!!